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I shagged John Watson because he asked for it and it was odd.

I watched John hug Sherlock Holmes because I was told to and I smiled.

I kissed Jim Moriarty because I was bored! And I smiled.

I watched John hug a dinosaur because I was told to and it was slightly awkward.

ACCURATE

I kissed …Sek Met… because it eased the pain of having to wait for series 2… and I melted into a puddle on the floor.

I don’t even—

I watched John hug Sarah Sawyer because that’s how little Carl died and it was slightly awkward.

Right…

I Kissed Sherlock Holmes because it cheered me up and it made me laugh. aaaw the cuteness! :D

I shagged Sherlock Holmes because he was bored and I screamed with joy.

this actually makes sense xD

  1. siseja reblogged this from yellowmarshmallows and added:
    I kissed Sek Met because it eased the pain of having to wait for series 2 and I melted into a puddle on the floor …...
  2. thefallingflower reblogged this from one1moment and added:
    I brought some jam for a kitten because Anderson is a douche and I collapsed. .__.
  3. one1moment reblogged this from kuryuki
  4. lologreenevines reblogged this from inlovewithamalfoy and added:
    I kissed Sherlock Holmes because I can stop John Watson’s heart and I was happy for the rest of the day. This actually...
  5. inlovewithamalfoy reblogged this from theweeyin96 and added:
    I was attacked by Mike Stumford because that’s what people DO! and I cried.
  6. epouvantail reblogged this from viatruso and added:
    I burned the heart out of Sek Met because I love him and Mrs. Hudson brought us a bowl of nibbles afterwards.
  7. viatruso reblogged this from jellybabiestomanual and added:
    I watched Sherlock headbutt John Watson because Mycroft forced me to and it made me laugh. BRB, SOBBING.
  8. jellybabiestomanual reblogged this from kinshouserenity
  9. kinshouserenity reblogged this from consulting-cream-tea
  10. tepperz reblogged this from pernillo and added:
    I kissed a kitten because I was unhappy… and it hurt.
  11. ungadungadoo reblogged this from cumberqueen and added:
    Lestrade made me punch Sherlock Holmes because I love him and it hurt. Strangely accurate :’(
  12. yellowmarshmallows reblogged this from blacktarzy and added:
    I watched Watson hug John Watson because Jim told me to and I was happy for the rest of the day …sure
  13. blacktarzy reblogged this from crucio-me-until-it-hurts and added:
    I watched Mycroft eat Sherlock’s scarf because4 it erased the pain of having to wait for series 2 and it made me laugh…....
  14. crucio-me-until-it-hurts reblogged this from ashocksherlock- and added:
    I watched john hug a lucky cat because I love him and it was slightly awkward. Um, what?
  15. darkteabiscuit reblogged this from foreverthedoctorscompanion
  16. futurehomeofgifsaplenty reblogged this from gifs-a-plenty
  17. limegreensushi reblogged this from a-sea-of-writings and added:
    watched John hug...kitten because Mycroft forced me to
  18. tardisjunkie reblogged this from mysteriouscheekbones-and-bowties and added:
    I burnt the heart out of Sherlock’s scarf because Mycroft forced me to and it was slightly awkward…
  19. nimious reblogged this from followedbynargles and added:
    I kissed Mycroft Holmes because I was BORED and I melted into a puddle on the floor. Whut.
  20. followedbynargles reblogged this from thatartyholmesian and added:
    watched in horror as Mycroft ate Mycroft Holmes
  21. fruking-awesome reblogged this from intohellforevermore and added:
    I met kitten!John because it made me happy and I smiled.
  22. aryagellatley reblogged this from psychologyoftheindividual and added:
    I bought some jam for a kitten because I love him and it was slightly awkward.
  23. crowbegottenbatman reblogged this from psychologyoftheindividual and added:
    I watched John hug Mrs. Hudson because I read Alone On The Water and it made me laugh. Challenge accepted.
  24. psychologyoftheindividual reblogged this from lesbiangaytypelovers and added:
    I watched Sherlock headbutt Jim from IT, because it made me happy and it hurt.
  25. xbats reblogged this from rhapsodicpersephone and added:
    I burnt the heart out of Jim from IT because that’s what people DO! and I cried.
  26. elektrik-eel reblogged this from rhapsodicpersephone and added:
    I’m not into this fandom, but… I hugged a dinosaur because I love him and I was happy for the rest of the day. I think...
  27. 5aces reblogged this from feelingsquirrelly and added:
    I watched Sherlock headbutt Mycroft Holmes because it cheered me up and I cried.
  28. silverhunter reblogged this from thebookguy and added:
    Anderson made me kick Sherlock Holmes because Anderson is a douche and it hurt. I kid you not.
  29. friskycupcake reblogged this from brokensilence137 and added:
    “I watched John hug a dinosaur because Mycroft forced me to and it was odd.” thats… well.
  30. tosmegatherion reblogged this from antif0gmatic and added:
    I shagged Detective Inspector Lestrade because I ran out of strawberry jam and then I ran away. :D
  31. moonsilhouette reblogged this from thecockyhero and added:
    I shagged Sherlock Holmes because I can stop John Watson’s heart and I smiled. Bwahahahah… that’s so insane! If only...
  32. antif0gmatic reblogged this from mitsunyan and added:
    I kissed Mycroft Holmes because Mycroft forced me to and I melted into a puddle on the floor. …it knows.
  33. welcometohell-darling reblogged this from pernillo and added:
    I got attacked by D.I Lestrade because I’m a proper genius too and it was odd. Hm
  34. narnianeverlandandback reblogged this from veiledsentiments and added:
    I watched John hug Mrs. Hudson because Anderson is a douche, and it was slightly awkward. :D
  35. kittywizardsanddogninjas reblogged this from veiledsentiments and added:
    I shagged Irene Adler because I love him her and I collapsed. … Yes.
  36. causeimazombie reblogged this from dontgigglesherlock and added:
    I bought some jam for Mycroft Holmes because I was unhappy and I screamed with joy. True story.
  37. smashlyash reblogged this from panem-peeta and added:
    watched John hug, sarah sawyer,...i can stop john watsons heart, and i cried
  38. mitsunyan reblogged this from panem-peeta and added:
    Anderson made me kick John Watson...do! (and I screamed with joy)
  39. panem-peeta reblogged this from doctor-scully93 and added:
    it’s what people DO!
  40. doctor-scully93 reblogged this from veiledsentiments and added:
    I burnt the heart out of Jim Moriarty because I was told to and it hurt. D: Why couldn’t I burn the heart out of...
  41. blueboxofawesome reblogged this from deviousdinosaur and added:
    I met John Watson because I love him and Mrs. Hudson brought us a bowl of nibbles afterwards. yeah. I like it.
  42. surgeonandthescientist reblogged this from veiledsentiments and added:
    I kissed Sherlock Holmes because thats how little carl died and I collapsed..